AISubs v3.7
Today, I'm going to introduce you to all of these bandaras.
Army, military, GI special forces.
This is the T-shirt I've always worn since this time.
I made it for someone I care about.
I drew all of the designs and illustrations.
I like it very much.
Usually, when you say Kamen Rider, you hide your hair here.
I'm going to make good use of my hair and my tongue.
I'm going to put five of my favorite Kamen Rider new clothes on my face when I was a kid.
And I'm going to maintain my mask.
I'm going to make all of my masks myself.
I'm going to switch to the mask I've been using for a long time.
Today, I'm going to do a special broadcast of "Ninja Army Moonlight," which I wanted to broadcast since January 1964 when I was born.
I've been doing a lot of reruns of this show, so I wanted a product of "Ninja Army Moonlight."
First of all, I've been longing for this handkerchief since I was a kid.
This handkerchief comes out first.
So I'd like to remove this handkerchief from now on.
From now on, I'm going to push it with my fingers.
I don't know why, but my fingers feel muscle pain.
What's going on now?
My fingers feel muscle pain now.
I don't know why my fingers are shaking.
My fingers are shaking and I want to push them.
I'm going to do it today, too.
First of all, I'm going to use this 800 yen handkerchief.
This handkerchief has stains, but I like the design of it, so I'm going to use it.
I got a stain on my handkerchief.
I'm going to insert the handkerchief into the pocket of my handkerchief.
My handkerchief is shaking.
I now have the right to drop my handkerchief.
I can drop it.
Can I drop it?
I can drop it with a break.
Congratulations!
I dropped my handkerchief with a break.
I want you to drop your next handkerchief.
I really wanted you to drop it.
I want you to drop it.
In my day, we called it "judgmental chief".
Judgmental chief.
Can we do this?
Oh!
What?
Was someone there?
What?
But this is me, isn't it?
I dropped it, right?
I told you I wanted a manager, didn't I?
Wait a minute! I'll do it! I'll drop it!
I'll drop it! I'll drop it!
Instead, I'll drop it!
Manager! Instead, I'll drop it!
The manager shouldn't be at my site, but at SAMAZ's site!
You can use it at SAMAZ's site!
I dropped it.
Did you drop it?
Oh! You dropped it!
Okay, I'll give you this later.
I'll give you this later.
It's a little attractive!
What should I do with the lunch box?
It's dirty.
But I'm posting it!
No, it's okay.
You're talking about someone else's business.
Director, you're talking about someone else's business.
Director, I pushed you.
Director!
Director, isn't it okay?
I spent about 300,000 yen last month, so I don't care if it's 800,000 yen.
You're saying something like that, aren't you?
Look! Look!
I told you, so you pushed me.
You pushed me.
What do you think?
Oh, this is beautiful.
The manager said, "This is beautiful, too."
If you say that, I'll push you.
I'm not pushing you.
I don't need that much lunch box.
Wait a minute, director!
Don't you need that much?
I'm sorry I pushed you.
Look at Hirai's comment and say, "You should be patient with a lunch box."
I have three lunch boxes.
Why are you in a hurry?
My manager said, "This lunch box is beautiful."
So I'm going to push this lunch box.
I'm going to push this lunch box.
This lunch box is amazing.
I'm going to pull this lunch box.
You're going to pull this lunch box.
I'll give you three lunch boxes.
I want to eat it.
I like this lunch box.
I like blue lunch boxes.
Do you want blue lunch boxes?
My rival is here.
I'm going to pull this lunch box.
Please push it.
This lunch box has 2,000 yen.
It is a 3,ril-yen lunch box.
[ERIC PUSHING THE LUNCH BOX]
Please push it again.
[ERIC PUSHING THE LUNCH BOX]
Those who are competing with me tell me as I watch.
Please push it.
[ERIC PUSHING THE LUNCH BOX]
Next is green.
I'm MISAWA MISAWARA's MISAWA COLOR.
I will give up this.
I like this.
This is green.
I will buy this.
What is this?
Look closely and you will understand.
I bought three more of these.
I will buy all of them.
I read your comment and it's over.
SATOMY is replying to all of my comments like my assistant.
Thank you very much, SATOMY.
I decided to be your assistant.
Do you have an appointment?
I have an appointment.
I want this.
This is a sword.
This is mine.
I played ninja stage play when I was a child.
I wore an old man's motorcycle helmet.
My helmet is heavy and wobbly.
If you have a sword, you can use it.
I want the next sword.
Do you want two swords?
I want a sword.
What is this?
This is like a mask.
Is the protagonist in it?
The protagonist and the moonlight are beautiful women.
You want that kind of material, right?
Please tell me more and more.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm starting to get the hang of it.
How about this?
Is this 10,000 yen?
I understand.
I bought one earlier.
This is what I wanted.
Can I have this helmet for 25,000 yen?
Do you want me to push you?
What?
Do you want me to push you?
I want to wear this helmet and stab a sword in my back and run on the roadway in my back.
Is that what you want me to do?
Do you want me to stab you?
What do you want me to do with this?
Do you want me to stab you? Do you want me to run with you?
If you catch me, I'll run in front of you.
I'll run in front of you.
What do you want me to do next?
This is 4,000 yen.
It was 2,000 yen at first.
Can I say it?
All the cast members are in the picture.
One of the members of "NINJA BATTLE MONTHLY" is AKIRA YAMAMUCHI of "KAMEN RIDER RIDER MAN".
He was also in the picture when he was young.
What do you want me to do with this?
SATOMI, what do you want me to do with this?
This is 6,000 yen.
What do you want me to do with this?
You want me to do it, don't you?
This is a very expensive picture.
KYOMO, I'll stab you.
I'll stab you because you're fighting now.
I'll stab you.
MT, I'll stab you.
NANPEI, I'll fight you.
NANPEI, do you want me to fight you?
I told you to get along with KINOI.
NANPEI!
I lost.
It's because my fingers are spasmodic.
My fingers are spasmodic.
I have muscle pain.
This is expensive.
Do you want me to do this next?
I don't want you to do this.
I don't want you to do this at all.
You will say, "Oh, MEMAIO used it."
I don't want you to do this at all.
I want you to pay me 5,000 yen.
I don't want you to do this at all.
Is it okay for me to look away?
I don't want you to do this at all.
I don't want you to say, "I want you to do this."
I will pay you 5,000 yen.
No, I won't pay you 5,000 yen.
I'm not interested in it at all.
I don't want it at all.
I have enough for myself.
5,447 yen.
What?
It's 50,000 yen. I will give up.
I will give up.
The amount I want is different.
This is what I wanted!
This is what you wanted!
This is what I wanted!
I pretended not to want it, but...
It's 5,000 yen.
Look, it's 60,000 yen.
It's the same as Amazon Rider.
Mr. Hajime, 48,000 yen!
Mr. Hajime, thank you!
I'll push it! I'll push 5,000 yen!
5,000 yen, let's go!
I...
This...
Yes?
How much is it?
100,000 yen...
It was exactly 100,000 yen.
Right?
Yes.
What did you buy, Kairuko-san?
This!
I bought this.
Ninja Corps Moonlight's rapid fire...
Tarabe Seiyaku-san released it.
90mm...
9cm...
It's 100,000 yen for only 9cm.
Wow!
But Ninja Corps Moonlight...
It has a bag in it.
I took a picture with it.
You liked it, didn't you?
You liked this song.
Flying in the sky...
Cutting through the wind...
Ninjas advancing...
Our allies...
Wow!
It's not like that!
Listen to it on YouTube!
Only here!
Flying in the sky...
Cutting through the wind...
Next!
Ninjas advancing...
Our allies...
Next!
They appear and disappear without showing themselves...
Cut it out!
Even inside a bullet...
We risk our lives...
Cut it out!
Ninjas!
Yes, I listened to an opera until noon today and did it a little opera-like.
Can I ask you one more time?
Yes.
Please say it again from the director's mouth.
Yes.
How much did I drop this for?
Oh, this one.
Yes, yes.
It's 100,000 yen.
Don't say it lightly!
First of all, I bought a helmet for 20,000 yen.
And I bought a sword for 5,000 yen.
And I didn't change the underwear.
Hey, you bought two lunch boxes!
No, I said two lunch boxes. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
The director said, "That's nice," and the manager said, "Can you hear me or not?"
"It's beautiful," he said.
But I put 800 yen in a lunch box.
One.
I bought two of them.
And a handkerchief.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Six handkerchiefs and two lunch boxes.
You're an elementary school student!
I'm an elementary school student!
Oh, Toshiko, you're watching, too!
Oh, you're talking about my mom, aren't you?
Those of you who have seen my YouTube videos will know.
At the Sofubi event...
My mom is wearing it.
It's been uploaded to YouTube.
After all, it's Toshiko's anxiety.
Oh, from my little brother to my mother.
Naoki Sanada of Enka.
He sent me a picture of him and Naoki Sanada taking a two-shot picture.
Here it is.
Ponta-chan's stuffed animal.
Maybe it's my little brother's directing.
He told me to hold this stuffed animal.
He told me to hold it.
I'm very satisfied with what I've said today, Toshiko.
Toshiko, when you go to see your favorite Naoki Sanada, you dye your hair black.
After all it is Omekasu-san.
Yes, a woman appears.
Nanpen-san.
Oh, thank you. Thank you for your hard work.
I'm looking forward to your promotion of the Manzai Association Toy Club.
In fact, it seems that the Manzai Association Toy Club has been created, and we are all trying to liven up toys.
I don't have a Manzai Association membership, so it's a form of common.
Is there such a thing as common?
Yes.
There are a lot of common people next to me.
Mr. Seishi Himetsuki is also common.
There are a lot of common people.
He is one of the many common people.
As a dream, he said that he would like to talk about toys on that stage where you can't go up because you aimed for laughter at an Asakusa theater.
It's nice.
Even though there are so many entertainers, they know the functions and...
Yes.
Oh, did you watch the video I went to the hot spring yesterday?
Oh, are you shooting the video I went to the hot spring yesterday?
Are you shooting it?
For the time being, the manager of Tendonman...
The manager of Tendonman is very famous.
He is famous.
Is it true?
Don't you go with the female manager?
Yes.
Tendonman? Tendonman?
I made a mistake and was called "katsudonman" at first.
No, it's not.
I was eating katsudon, so I was called "katsudonman".
No, it's not.
I'm Tendonman.
Is there such a restriction?
It's like, "I've never seen you before."
The manager of Tendonman is famous among those who watch "ijiri channel".
Did you buy more toys than me yesterday?
Are you serious?
Again?
I bought it.
Again?
Nontan's soft vinyl?
Yes, yes.
It's in a bag.
Robocon's signed vinyl.
What?
Robocon's signed vinyl.
I bought signed vinyl.
Are you serious?
The manager of Tendonman.
The signed vinyl is quite expensive.
Robocon's signed vinyl.
Yes, yes.
I bought it.
Did you buy it?
I bought it for 1,000 yen.
Did you buy it for 1,000 yen?
I bought it.
Did you buy it for 1,000 yen? I bought it for 1,000 yen.
I bought this from Jigoku Gang.
This is a handkerchief.
This is the seventh handkerchief I bought.
Yesterday I bought one handkerchief and today I bought six handkerchiefs.
I didn't know about this handkerchief.
You can use this handkerchief for a week.
Do you like this handkerchief?
I like this handkerchief very much.
The reason I bought this handkerchief is that it is all copyrighted.
This handkerchief is all copyrighted by HISHIMORI PRODUCTS.
This handkerchief is all copyrighted by TANOSHII CHILDHOOD MAGAZINE.
I bought this handkerchief for 1,000 yen.
I bought this handkerchief for 1,800 yen from TENDMAN MANAGER.
How much did you spend today?
I think you spent 150,000 to 160,000 yen.
Did you spend 150,000 to 160,000 yen?
This handkerchief is all copyrighted by HISHIMORI PRODUCTS.